Demon Barber

good morning, take a seat, Sir
I’ll get hot water for your shave
I will finish you in no time, Mister
and for that my clients gladly gave

had to aquire surprising skills
born with big hands and an ugly face
room is empty but a chair in the middle
you may think: “what an odd place”

welcome to, welcome to, welcome to the barber

you might wonder ‘bout the the distant mirror
and why the seat’s screwed on to the floor
when you guess about the cracks surrounding
it’s to late, you fell through my trap door

I lock the door and I come looking for you
but I will rather use the stairs
if you’re still alive, you will feel my knife
surprise, in your dying eyes

welcome to, welcome to, welcome to the Demon Barber

I help myself to your worldly belongings
you don’t need them anymore
‘cause your funeral will be for free
you will informally be buried next door

lovely Mrs. Lovett will take care of you
so she’s often saved my day
she’s a good cook and indeed I’m grateful
but I really wouldn’t try her paté
…don’t try her paté

welcome to, welcome to, welcome to the Demon Barber
welcome to, welcome to, welcome to the Demon Barber

good morning, take a seat, Sir
I’ll get hot water for your shave
I will finish you in no time, Mister
and for that my clients gladly gave
and for that my clients gladly gave
and for that my clients gladly gave
and for that my clients gladly gave

© Daidalon

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